Large Fat Black Woman in his movies and Larger Fat Black Man in real life, Tyler Perry presents: a carbon copy of Madonna’s iconic ability to dress herself in the dark. Disgusting. See, when Madonna wore a plaid skirt, she was doing it to add an air of sophistication to her concert, to endorse rebellion, and because it’d been a while since she’d toured and she’d forgotten how to pull off a good tuck. The skirt was the easiest way to hide awkward phallus angles. Class. Perry’s probably still has the “tablecloth property of Roscoe’s Chicken and Waffles” tag in the back. Good luck with your Madonna: Truth or Dare remake, Madea.