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Jun
Part time reality tv show judge, Randy Jackson, and full time Michael Jackson pet monkey, Bubbles, escapes from his habitat in an attempt to plagiarize Madonna’s immaculate concert flashing dedicated to raising awareness for woman’s craisin cancer. If that weren’t bad enough he did it at the Superbowl, a venue for football, a sport Madonna helped create in 1869 at the young, pruned age of 42. Slapping a ninja star on your moob isn’t fooling anyone, Randy, and it’s not distracting anyone from noticing what a bad bleach job Michael did on it.