Jun
Part time reality tv show judge, Randy Jackson, and full time Michael Jackson pet monkey, Bubbles, escapes from his habitat in an attempt to plagiarize Madonna’s immaculate concert flashing dedicated to raising awareness for woman’s craisin cancer. If that weren’t bad enough he did it at the Superbowl, a venue for football, a sport Madonna helped create in 1869 at the young, pruned age of 42. Slapping a ninja star on your moob isn’t fooling anyone, Randy, and it’s not distracting anyone from noticing what a bad bleach job Michael did on it.
Jun
Former person on Basic Cable for a while and current Britney Spears drool sponge, Demi Lovato, copies Madonna’s legendary front tooth canyon. The difference between the two being painfully obvious: when Madonna did it was a carefully excuted artistic commentary on the poor dental work available in her native homeland of Michigan, England. Lovato did it to increase the amount of food going in her mouth at any given time. Pathetic. We here at CTCM look forward to MTV’s 3 hour special documenting the struggles and 15 eating disorders Lovato probably developed while trying to read this post.
Jun
There’s only 2 types of white trash trainwrecks in the world: Both of them are Britney Spears. I can’t believe she’d so blatantly try to copy Madonna’s iconic and completely original remake of The Parent Trap, like we wouldn’t notice. She’s obviously still bitter about the time Madonna tried to feed on her youth and suck out her soul at the MTV VMA’s in 2003. Too bad all Madonna got was some cheeto crumbs and a cold sore that won’t go away. Maybe if you held your baby fat in as well you hold grudges, K-Fed wouldn’t have left, Britney. What Madonna did was a performance art piece about her internal struggle. You only did it for attention in a sad attempt to jump start your career again on ghettofights.com.
