Sep
Keep it or abort it? Lady Copy & Paste copies Xtincta’s failed pregnancy while XXLtina copies Madonna’s iconic pregnancy. Where have I seen this before? Oh yeah… This takes rimjobs to a whole ‘nother level. All we have to do now is wait for Gaga to give birth to her demon baby on stage in front of a sold-out Born This Way Ball Tour show. Knowing this attention-whore, she’ll re-assign her baby’s sex the instant it’s born into this world that is ruled by Queen Madonna. Oh! I forgot about Xtina… but it’s OK, people already forgot about her too, so it’s not like she’s not used to not being talked about.
Aug
Being a part-time Taco Bell employee and a full-time forgotten popstar can be very exhausting, which is why Maria Xtincta Aguilera has resigned to “recycle” Madonna’s original and quirky photo shoot ideas. Everything Madonna has ever done was all The Queen’s idea, she was inspired by no one but herself because she is 207% original. I think all of this plagiarizing is some sort of grudge because it was reported that Madonna was seen vomiting back stage after she kissed Miss Piggy on stage during the 2003 VMA’s. It’s true, I was there… holding her hair.
May
Former celebrity and cheez-it look-alike— Xtincta, copies Madonna’s iconic polka dots. Can this oompaloopma be more obsessed with Madonna? This is not the first time I catch her plagiarizing Madonna. She is so obsessed, you can see the anger running down her legs, and all the weight of the pressure trying to escape the tight fishnets. Poor girl.
May
Christina Aguilera copies Madonna’s most iconic gang sing. We all know Madonna created the infamous Illuminati, and XXLtina is not allowed in the cool club. I mean, she had to become a judge on a TV show in order to stay kinda sorta relevant after being under Britney’s shadow for her somewhat successful [citation needed] 2-year career. So embarrassing!
