Always Imitated, Never Duplicated

Fire-crotched lead singer of lesbian emo-pop band Green Day, Jaymee Williams, copies Madonna’s iconic posing with wide-nosed Barbadian STD clinic “Most Frequent Clients” wall awardee. Did Kaylee perhaps forget that Madonna is an award-winning children’s book author, as well as holding the world record for “Most Copies Sold in The History of Modern Mongol-Canadian Literature and Pornography” with her best-selling book ‘SEX’, and also having the fastest-selling album [Confessions on a Dance Floor sold 4 gazillion copies in just 39.09 seconds] in the history of music? I honestly hope she did, because one has to be really stupid to blatantly steal ideas from The Queen. Especially if your badly-chopped hair [on a good hair day] looks like Jeffree Star’s [on a bad hair day].

Our [false] Queen Regent Cersei of House Lannister, Protector of the Realm (Oops! Spoilers.), Lady of Casterly Rock, and overall bad-ass bitch, copies Madonna’s iconic blonde wavy hair adorned with braids and jewels from The Free Cities across the Narrow Sea.

It is very hard for me to comprehend why this incest-loving usurper Madonna-wannabe Queen would even think of having this legendary hairstyle while Madonna was still alive. If The Real Queen Madonna would’ve wanted, she could have had Cersei’s head adorning her Grammy Award room in just one command (total amount of Grammys: 7… How many you have Lannister bitch?!)

There’s only one Queen, and that’s Madonna!

Bitch!

Madonna once said via her newly-opened Grindr account: “I think she references me a lot in her work. Sometimes I think it’s very well done and flattering #REDUCTIVE #MDNA #BUYITPLEASE”. I personally believe she was addressing her #1 fan and impersonator, Marilyn [Piggy] Monroe. Now, I want you to tell me that Monroe’s facial expression is the one you put on as you are getting that clitoris licked (which let’s be honest, is probably what Madonna was doing as that photograph was shot). In other much simple words: Marilyn  honey… stop copying Madonna’s iconic gettin-my-pussy-licked facial expression. C;mon, fatty! Let it go, you’re not Madonna and you’ll never be!

There are two types of people in the word—those who are innocent and those who are not. Innocent people (Like Madonna, for example) kill others for artistic purposes, such as concert shows. Then there are those heartless human beings (like Brandy, of course) that we know as murderers… That’s correct, Ms. Brandy “Killer” Norwood blatantly copied Madonna’s iconic murder ideas. Only, she forgot that Madonna sacrifices a young man every night of her concert tour, instead of taking an innocent life without any artistic purpose behind it or just for fun—like Brandy did. Let that sink-in when you go to a record store and plan to buy an R&B album… I would say to buy it from someone else, someone who hasn’t copied Madonna. Like The Luxembourg Philharmonic Orchestra.

Like I have previously stated, the Africans depend on Madonna for survival. Is this how they repay her? Couldn’t they have chosen a more creative color of skin? What has got to be wrong in their head to even think of copying Madonna’s iconic skin color? It must be the lack of schools and extreme poverty that has got their brains all mixed up when it comes to right and wrong. They should at least be thankful that The Queen allowed them to take a peak at her immaculate mini bottle of hand sanitizer, but I bet they stole it and then turned it into some sort of narcotic.

Very disappointed in you, Justin. Madonna trusted you! She allowed you to co-produce one of her most memorable albums to date—Hard Candy. This actually makes me very sad because I loved you so much. You are the original America’s Heartbreaker. Now things have changed… How dare you copy Madonna’s iconic fingerless gloves?! HOW FUCKING DARE YOU, JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE! First you date Britney Spears (Madonna’s personal bidet) and empty yourself out on her face after every award show, then you do the same to The Queen… Only to stab her in the back! You know what? You can take your stupid co-produced album and stick it up your ass, just like you sticked your member up The Queen’s ass. Madonna Doesn’t need you, her sugar is raw, with or with you. Guhbye.

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! I AM FED UP WITH LADYBOY STEFANI JOANE LOUISE CICCONE GERMANOTTA! THIS IS THE LAST TIME I WILL EVER WANT TO LOOK AT HER! IT HAS GONE TOO FAR. WAY TOO FUCKING FAR! HOW DARE SHE COPY MADONNA’S ICONIC NOSE BLEED?! I AM BEYOND ANGRY RIGHT NOW. JUST BECAUSE SHE’S YOUNG AND BEAUTIFUL DOESN’T GIVE HER ANY RIGHT TO PLAGIARIZE MADONNA’S IDEAS. BUT AT LEAST MADONNA DOESN’T DO ANYTHING FOR ATTENTION BECAUSE SHE IS 200% GENUINE.

It has been stated multiple times; you do not copy The Spider Monkey Queen! But apparently not all people understand Engrish. Most of us know her as a distorted pussy-eating boar, but her name is actually Julia Roberts. If the images above were not clear enough, let me confirm that Mrs. Roberts copied Madonna’s iconic armpit hair. Let me also add the fact that Madonna’s hairy pits were an act of feminism in this cruel man’s world. In the other hands, Julia’s actions cannot be forgiven because it’s all out of bad hygiene. Let’s not forget that Madonna has starred in over 132 movies and she can actually act… unlike other lazy slobs who forget to shave.

Doctor who? Literally, Doctor who? Who the fuck is Doctor who? I feel bad for the guy because his name is stupid as fuck… anyway, this so-called “Doctor” blatantly copied Madonna’s iconic telephone booth. Was this guy not aware of the fact that Madonna was present when telephone booths were invented? Couldn’t he have used something else? Maybe a 3-second conversion therapy booth, those are the ones where you get your balls cut off instantly (Bam! No more homosexuality!). But no, he had to plagiarize Madonna’s ideas. It’s actually kind of sad because him and his friends probably have gay sex in there (ew!), which is kind of disrespectful because Madonna is The Queen of the Universe.