Biggest popstar in the world for 16 months and current Queen of 89% of Twitter’s spambot community, Katy Gaga, tries to find cultural relevance again by being the first person to explore the surface of her over-bleached scalp. The problem, of course, being that Madonna had already sported the iconic unborn fetus look, years earlier in proud, passionate, artistic protest for women’s rights (and because, at the time, daughter Lourdes had taken to applying generous amounts of Madonna’s supply of Men’s Rogaine Foam to her eyebrow and upper lip areas). We understand this is the first time absolutely anyone has noticed Stephanie conjuring the spirit of a xerox copy machine, so we’re willing to let it slide. In fact, one of our ctcm interns/submissive bottom is in the middle of writing a flattering email to Gaga where we will absolve her of her guilt and mention that even with the buzzcut, her forehead is still significantly smaller than Rihanna’s.
We will than lie a week later when she mentions it in public and say we never emailed a goddamn thing.