Always Imitated, Never Duplicated

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! I AM FED UP WITH LADYBOY STEFANI JOANE LOUISE CICCONE GERMANOTTA! THIS IS THE LAST TIME I WILL EVER WANT TO LOOK AT HER! IT HAS GONE TOO FAR. WAY TOO FUCKING FAR! HOW DARE SHE COPY MADONNA’S ICONIC NOSE BLEED?! I AM BEYOND ANGRY RIGHT NOW. JUST BECAUSE SHE’S YOUNG AND BEAUTIFUL DOESN’T GIVE HER ANY RIGHT TO PLAGIARIZE MADONNA’S IDEAS. BUT AT LEAST MADONNA DOESN’T DO ANYTHING FOR ATTENTION BECAUSE SHE IS 200% GENUINE.

The freaky girl with a voice like Minnie Mouse on helium from the mainstream pop duo, Die Anteater, copies Madonna’s iconic thug ring. They’re so ungrateful because Africa literally depends on Madonna to survive. And the fact that Yo Landi’s rings read “Rich Bitch” is so hilariously ironic. She’s so poor that she must steal from The Queen every time she stops by to adopt a new colored child. Not to mention that Ms. Vi$$er has been taking jabs at Lady Gaga for attention. Who does she think she is?! That is Madonna’s thing! Madonna is the original and professional attention whore!

Keep it or abort it? Lady Copy & Paste copies Xtincta’s failed pregnancy while XXLtina copies Madonna’s iconic pregnancy. Where have I seen this before? Oh yeah… This takes rimjobs to a whole ‘nother level. All we have to do now is wait for Gaga to give birth to her demon baby on stage in front of a sold-out Born This Way Ball Tour show. Knowing this attention-whore, she’ll re-assign her baby’s sex the instant it’s born into this world that is ruled by Queen Madonna. Oh! I forgot about Xtina… but it’s OK, people already forgot about her too, so it’s not like she’s not used to not being talked about.

Biggest popstar in the world for 16 months and current Queen of 89% of Twitter’s spambot community, Katy Gaga, tries to find cultural relevance again by being the first person to explore the surface of her over-bleached scalp. The problem, of course, being that Madonna had already sported the iconic unborn fetus look, years earlier in proud, passionate, artistic protest for women’s rights (and because, at the time, daughter Lourdes had taken to applying generous amounts of Madonna’s supply of Men’s Rogaine Foam to her eyebrow and upper lip areas). We understand this is the first time absolutely anyone has noticed Stephanie conjuring the spirit of a xerox copy machine, so we’re willing to let it slide. In fact, one of our ctcm interns/submissive bottom is in the middle of writing a flattering email to Gaga where we will absolve her of her guilt and mention that even with the buzzcut, her forehead is still significantly smaller than Rihanna’s.

We will than lie a week later when she mentions it in public and say we never emailed a goddamn thing.

This plagiarism has got to stop! According to Marijuana addict—Lady Gaga, she was the first one to ever wear supermarket items to an award show. But she’s absolutely incorrect! In 32 AD, Madonna nailed lamb strips and bacon to her body then attended the annual MTV video music awards with her old friend, then turned formal lover—Judas Iscariot. In other words, Lady GagMe copied Madonna’s iconic processed meat Haute Couture. It is so morally wrong to do wild things for mere attention and record sales. But like Queen Madonna said “It feels… reproductive”

To your left: Madonna’s iconic, conventional-gender-role-destroying, cancer curing pair of Ray Ban sunglasses. The frames were sculpted with the failed shade of a 1000 Gaga stans, glued on with Mariah Carey’s toupée glue and mustache wax, and accidentally tainted pitch black due to longterm exposure to Nicki Minaj’s pussy fumes. One of kind. To your right: Cory Simpson’s pair of real-D 3D glasses he didn’t recycle so he could later go home, pop the lenses off, and make 10 note “Girls Your All Beautiful” posts on Tumblr. Give it up, Kony. No one needs sunglasses in Justin Bieber’s/One Direction’s/Big Time Rush’s/Greyson Chance and Fred from Youtube’s collective shadow. And the last time anyone even cared about the Simpson name was when QUEEN Madonna guest starred on the show back in ‘89.

I don’t think I need to put a caption on this—It’s pretty obvious. Lady Gaga copied Madonna’s iconic wireless microphone. She couldn’t copy one of her legendary outfits or hairstyle, Gaga had to copy Madonna’s favorite sex toy. Of course Lady Caca is fresh and new, but that doesn’t give her permission to plagiarize Madonna’s legacy. (in case you’re dumb and can’t see the similarities, click here)

Lady ManGa strikes again! This time she copied Madonna’s protests against her tour. In 2006 Russians protested against her most iconic tour: The Confessions Tour. Now, Koreans protest against Gag’s stupid tour. Both tours promoted homosexuality. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not against gays but it is a little gross…

Anyway, Lady Gaga needs to stop trying so hard to be controversial because that’s Madonna’s thing!

Even when Lady Gaga is in her true man form she steals from Madonna. We all remember the 2003 Video Music Awards when Madonna brought lesbianism to the mainstream charts after she kissed Britney Spears. Yeah, that’s right! Madonna made homosexuality cool! Well, last year Lord Gag stole Madonna’s most iconic moment when she kissed Britney as a hungry attempt for attention.

I try not to post anything related to Lady Gaga because her little monsters get offended easily then they end up committing suicide! But oh God she is so fucking stupid! In 1986, Madonna’s most iconic song: “Daddy Don’t Preach” encourages Italian heritage, and obviously Lady Gaga robbed Madonna’s Italian heritage. Luckily, Madonna is pretty and doesn’t have a big nose, and well… Lady Gag-Gag is another story…