Sep
Beyoncé Giselle Knowles-Carter—the mother of the Antichrist, copies Madonna’s iconic revealing wedding attire. It didn’t take too long for this now-Caucasian woman to steal from The Queen and creator of the universe because of her family’s nefarious desire for world domination. Yeah, they want to get rid of Madonna! Unfortunately, they forgot that Madonna has survived the dinosaur extinction, Bubonic plague, Spanish influenza, MDNA, and Lady Gaga. She is immortal and her legacy will live on forever. No matter how many Negroes try to steal her shine. I’m talking to you, Janet Jackson, Mariah Carey, and Whitney Houston.
Jun
Part time reality tv show judge, Randy Jackson, and full time Michael Jackson pet monkey, Bubbles, escapes from his habitat in an attempt to plagiarize Madonna’s immaculate concert flashing dedicated to raising awareness for woman’s craisin cancer. If that weren’t bad enough he did it at the Superbowl, a venue for football, a sport Madonna helped create in 1869 at the young, pruned age of 42. Slapping a ninja star on your moob isn’t fooling anyone, Randy, and it’s not distracting anyone from noticing what a bad bleach job Michael did on it.
