May
Former celebrity and cheez-it look-alike— Xtincta, copies Madonna’s iconic polka dots. Can this oompaloopma be more obsessed with Madonna? This is not the first time I catch her plagiarizing Madonna. She is so obsessed, you can see the anger running down her legs, and all the weight of the pressure trying to escape the tight fishnets. Poor girl.
May
Tonight we have Claireece “Precious” Jones plagiarizing Madonna’s most iconic dress. Fortunately, this sad girl with a double chin will never be as influential as Madonna because sitting in a chair and singing about break-ups will get boring (as if she’s not already)
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Apr
Not only was Marilyn a fat cow, but she was also a plagiarist. How dare she steal Madonna’s most iconic pink dress. Marylin needs to quit trying so hard to be Madonna, ‘cause Madonna isn’t an ugly hippo.