Aug
Social Networking gadfly (google it peasants) and 2nd in line to be Ellen DeGeneres’ body double if Niall Horan is deemed unfit to fulfill his duties, Tyler Oakley, copies the creator of the sun, the earth, the moon, the electric car, chocolate flavored condoms, and bottoming: Madonna. Madonna’s iconic pasty chalk white “saltine covered in rain water” look is a result of her rigorous exercise routine coordinated by the 12 year old Chinese olympic gymnasts she hired to remake her body, mind, spirit, and soles at the bottom of her shoes. Tyler’s pasty, unflattering, white face is a sad imitation of Madonna’s original, which several actual celebrities have already copied better. We here at CTCM look forward to seeing what witty and completely original iteration of “I CAN’T EVEN” or “I CANNOT EVEN” or “DEAD” Tyler adds to the bottom of this post.
Jun
The chick who plays a closeted lesbian-duck hybrid in “Black Swan” copies Madonna’s iconic motorcycle gang lesbian haircut. Yup! You can count on the dykes to steal your most legendary ideas. Like, Ellen The Generous had to cancel her TV talk show because of some other lesbian (Oprah Windfree) who constantly stole ideas from her. She was a martyr for her homosexuality!
