Always Imitated, Never Duplicated

There’s only 2 types of white trash trainwrecks in the world: Both of them are Britney Spears. I can’t believe she’d so blatantly try to copy Madonna’s iconic and completely original remake of The Parent Trap, like we wouldn’t notice. She’s obviously still bitter about the time Madonna tried to feed on her youth and suck out her soul at the MTV VMA’s in 2003. Too bad all Madonna got was some cheeto crumbs and a cold sore that won’t go away. Maybe if you held your baby fat in as well you hold grudges, K-Fed wouldn’t have left, Britney. What Madonna did was a performance art piece about her internal struggle. You only did it for attention in a sad attempt to jump start your career again on ghettofights.com.