Always Imitated, Never Duplicated

You betta redneckonize! Madonna’s previous youth source, Britney Spears, once again copied Madonna. This time being The Queen’s iconic titty outline million-dollar choreography. Now that Forgottney has passed due to old age, her Majesty was forced to settle for Gorilla Minaj as her new youth source. If you ask me, Madonna has sucked every ounce of youth out of that rat. I mean, have you seen her lately? Anyway, I would also like to confirm that The Queen will not be attending FalseGodney’s funeral because she is too busy getting naked on stage.

There’s only 2 types of white trash trainwrecks in the world: Both of them are Britney Spears. I can’t believe she’d so blatantly try to copy Madonna’s iconic and completely original remake of The Parent Trap, like we wouldn’t notice. She’s obviously still bitter about the time Madonna tried to feed on her youth and suck out her soul at the MTV VMA’s in 2003. Too bad all Madonna got was some cheeto crumbs and a cold sore that won’t go away. Maybe if you held your baby fat in as well you hold grudges, K-Fed wouldn’t have left, Britney. What Madonna did was a performance art piece about her internal struggle. You only did it for attention in a sad attempt to jump start your career again on ghettofights.com.

We have Ms. Cheeto Spears copying Madonna’s iconic vagina-flashing. Give it up, Lipsyncney! Go back to your trailer park. You will never be Madonna because her vagina is too iconic to be duplicated.

Even when Lady Gaga is in her true man form she steals from Madonna. We all remember the 2003 Video Music Awards when Madonna brought lesbianism to the mainstream charts after she kissed Britney Spears. Yeah, that’s right! Madonna made homosexuality cool! Well, last year Lord Gag stole Madonna’s most iconic moment when she kissed Britney as a hungry attempt for attention.

I have never seen anyone try so hard to look like Queen Madonna. From the beginning of her lipsyncing career, this mental train wreck and Cheetos-maniac has done absolutely nothing but steal from Madonna. The images above were taken by the same photographer, and for the same magazine. It’s not a coincidence, Pigney actually stole Madonna’s photographer, magazine, and iconic pose. Someone needs to let this plagiarist know that she’s not Madonna and she never will be.