Always Imitated, Never Duplicated

Madonna once said via her newly-opened Grindr account: “I...

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 01:41:51 -0400

Madonna once said via her newly-opened Grindr account: “I think she references me a lot in her work. Sometimes I think it’s very well done and flattering #REDUCTIVE #MDNA #BUYITPLEASE”. I personally believe she was addressing her #1 fan and impersonator, Marilyn [Piggy] Monroe. Now, I want you to tell me that Monroe’s facial expression is the one you put on as you are getting that clitoris licked (which let’s be honest, is probably what Madonna was doing as that photograph was shot). In other much simple words: Marilyn honey… stop copying Madonna’s iconic gettin-my-pussy-licked facial expression. C;mon, fatty! Let it go, you’re not Madonna and you’ll never be!

no seriously, im very sorry

Sun, 31 Mar 2013 12:39:57 -0400

no seriously, im very sorry

Maybe she’s Born This Way. Maybe it’s...

Fri, 15 Feb 2013 19:23:00 -0500

Maybe she’s Born This Way. Maybe it’s ~~Maybelline~~ plagiarism. I am more than tired of Britney’s never-ending copying of Madonna’s ideas. How dare Britney copy Madonna’s iconic Easy, Breezy, Beautiful, hairstyle… After all Madonna has done for her. FUCK OFF, BRITNEY!

There are two types of people in the word—those who are innocent...

Fri, 04 Jan 2013 19:22:41 -0500

There are two types of people in the word—those who are innocent and those who are not. Innocent people (Like Madonna, for example) kill others for artistic purposes, such as concert shows. Then there are those heartless human beings (like Brandy, of course) that we know as murderers… That’s correct, Ms. Brandy “Killer” Norwood blatantly copied Madonna’s iconic murder ideas. Only, she forgot that Madonna sacrifices a young man every night of her concert tour, instead of taking an innocent life without any artistic purpose behind it or just for fun—like Brandy did. Let that sink-in when you go to a record store and plan to buy an R&B album… I would say to buy it from someone else, someone who hasn’t copied Madonna. Like The Luxembourg Philharmonic Orchestra.

Like I have previously stated, the Africans depend on Madonna...

Thu, 29 Nov 2012 22:54:01 -0500

Like I have previously stated, the Africans depend on Madonna for survival. Is this how they repay her? Couldn’t they have chosen a more creative color of skin? What has got to be wrong in their head to even think of copying Madonna’s iconic skin color? It must be the lack of schools and extreme poverty that has got their brains all mixed up when it comes to right and wrong. They should at least be thankful that The Queen allowed them to take a peak at her immaculate mini bottle of hand sanitizer, but I bet they stole it and then turned it into some sort of narcotic.

Very disappointed in you, Justin. Madonna trusted you! She...

Sun, 25 Nov 2012 23:08:24 -0500

Very disappointed in you, Justin. Madonna trusted you! She allowed you to co-produce one of her most memorable albums to date—Hard Candy. This actually makes me very sad because I loved you so much. You are the original America’s Heartbreaker. Now things have changed… How dare you copy Madonna’s iconic fingerless gloves?! HOW FUCKING DARE YOU, JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE! First you date Britney Spears (Madonna’s personal bidet) and empty yourself out on her face after every award show, then you do the same to The Queen… Only to stab her in the back! You know what? You can take your stupid co-produced album and stick it up your ass, just like you sticked your member up The Queen’s ass. Madonna Doesn’t need you, her sugar is raw, with or with you. Guhbye.

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! I AM FED UP WITH LADYBOY STEFANI...

Sat, 24 Nov 2012 21:09:50 -0500

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! I AM FED UP WITH LADYBOY STEFANI JOANE LOUISE CICCONE GERMANOTTA! THIS IS THE LAST TIME I WILL EVER WANT TO LOOK AT HER! IT HAS GONE TOO FAR. WAY TOO FUCKING FAR! HOW DARE SHE COPY MADONNA’S ICONIC NOSE BLEED?! I AM BEYOND ANGRY RIGHT NOW. JUST BECAUSE SHE’S YOUNG AND BEAUTIFUL DOESN’T GIVE HER ANY RIGHT TO PLAGIARIZE MADONNA’S IDEAS. BUT AT LEAST MADONNA DOESN’T DO ANYTHING FOR ATTENTION BECAUSE SHE IS 200% GENUINE.

Sat, 17 Nov 2012 23:35:09 -0500

It has been stated multiple times; you do not copy The Spider...

Tue, 13 Nov 2012 01:32:04 -0500

It has been stated multiple times; you do not copy The Spider Monkey Queen! But apparently not all people understand Engrish. Most of us know her as a distorted pussy-eating boar, but her name is actually Julia Roberts. If the images above were not clear enough, let me confirm that Mrs. Roberts copied Madonna’s iconic armpit hair. Let me also add the fact that Madonna’s hairy pits were an act of feminism in this cruel man’s world. In the other hands, Julia’s actions cannot be forgiven because it’s all out of bad hygiene. Let’s not forget that Madonna has starred in over 132 movies and she can actually act… unlike other lazy slobs who forget to shave.

I just thought I'd let you know that your post about Doctor Who's telephone box is completely wrong. I'm not trying to be mean or anything but dr who started in 1963 and unless Madana was five when she sang that song the show didn't steal anything. I just wanted to let you know so you don't seem ignorant.

Sun, 11 Nov 2012 22:56:13 -0500

Okay, I don’t want you to seem ignorant but you obviously don’t know Madana is like 900 years old. She’s been around for longer than Doctor Who, hunty. Check ya facts before ya wreck yaself

Doctor who? Literally, Doctor who? Who the fuck is Doctor who? I...

Sun, 11 Nov 2012 22:30:02 -0500

Doctor who? Literally, Doctor who? Who the fuck is Doctor who? I feel bad for the guy because his name is stupid as fuck… anyway, this so-called “Doctor” blatantly copied Madonna’s iconic telephone booth. Was this guy not aware of the fact that Madonna was present when telephone booths were invented? Couldn’t he have used something else? Maybe a 3-second conversion therapy booth, those are the ones where you get your balls cut off instantly (Bam! No more homosexuality!). But no, he had to plagiarize Madonna’s ideas. It’s actually kind of sad because him and his friends probably have gay sex in there (ew!), which is kind of disrespectful because Madonna is The Queen of the Universe.

Flo Rida + The Machine lazily striking a pose (also known as...

Fri, 09 Nov 2012 21:53:40 -0500

Flo Rida + The Machine lazily striking a pose (also known as “vogueing”, and guess who invented it?) and at the same time copying Madonna’s iconic black leather gloves. If you look over at Ms. Firecrotch you can see that she looks uncomfortable; she isn’t “tooching” her butt enough. In the other hand, Madonna looks determined and firm, just like her strong and virile biceps. Come on, puta! Step up your game.

Is that Martha & the Precious Gems? Actually, it is…...

Thu, 08 Nov 2012 23:03:37 -0500

Is that Martha & the Precious Gems? Actually, it is… and she’s copying Madonna’s iconic sexy transgender semi-sadomasochist anal-loving housewife hairstyle. Lesbihonest and drop the soap; Maringesundheit is probably Madonna’s biggest fan. The Queen’s influence on Maria La Del Barrio & her Expensive Jewels is blatantly obvious. I mean, it’s so obvious it is borderline plagiarism.

Haven’t you heard the expression “4 English men (and...

Fri, 02 Nov 2012 20:58:15 -0400

Haven’t you heard the expression “4 English men (and an Irish one?) don’t make a right”? One Direction is a perfect example of “wrong” because he is a major Madonna copycat. How dare he copy Madonna’s iconic stolen Marlene Dietrich Afro wig. He is a terrible excuse for a human being because his songs, such as ‘Little Things’, are directed at sexy 8-year-olds. Plus, what kind of retarded mother names her son “One Direction”?!

Oh my god, you should...

Fri, 02 Nov 2012 02:14:00 -0400

satisfylovewithkh:

Check out this, seriously. It will make you shake your head in shame and make you think about living on this earth because of it.

but before I post the url. I have something I wanna say to them, because there will probably be more.

You seriously need some help, *insert celeb name here* isn’t a god/goddess or anything. He/She isn’t even fucking Jesus Christ. You need to do your research on every thing you just said on this blog. Seriously. Go back to school!

I’m done.

Have fun world!

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Shut the fuck up, you cranky fat lesbian! Betta check your vagine for forgotten dildos. That’s what causing your frustration, not my gospel!

You can purchase MDNA here.

Drag Superstar and America’s sweetheart—RuPaul, copies...

Fri, 26 Oct 2012 01:24:30 -0400

Drag Superstar and America’s sweetheart—RuPaul, copies Madonna’s iconic polka-dot bikini. I could call it “homage” because all of the hermaphrodites try to be like Madonna, but I won’t because The Queen had a penis at some point in her life and it must’ve been very emotionally challenging to let go and say goodbye forever to your sagging genitals. These homosexuals need to respect their creator and quit plagiarizing her! RuPaul… Sashay away.

Are you telling me that the modern day Adolf Hitler is copying...

Wed, 24 Oct 2012 01:32:04 -0400

Are you telling me that the modern day Adolf Hitler is copying Madonna’s iconic Forever54 outfit?! I don’t want to agree but it is more than obvious that this white-supremacist blatantly copied The Queen. If I were you, I would start hiding your black friends and the homosexuals in your attics [for their safety]. Sooner or later the world is going to get tired of entire albums being about an ex-boyfriend who cheated on you in the 3rd, 4th, and 7th grade. Her rage will provoke the 3rd World War which will later lead to the Fourth Reich. Then lastly, she’ll attempt to exterminate anyone that is not White, upper-class, heterosexual, Christian, or those who did not purchase her latest album.

Lana Dull Rey, the saddest of all sad girls copies...

Sat, 20 Oct 2012 00:31:52 -0400

Lana Dull Rey, the saddest of all sad girls copies Madonna’s iconic pink itchy-looking sweater. It wasn’t sufficient for this depressed lost soul to plagiarize The Queen’s apparel in a very heartbroken manner, she also steals over-emotional cultural appropriation ideas from Madonna in order to portray a sorrowful emotion that is as fake as those fish lips of hers. Not to mention that her melancholic daddy issues are also stolen from Madonna’s fearless ‘Sex by Madonna’. Whatever, I don’t hate her. Which is why I hope that one day the mainstream success stops running away from her predictably boring music, because she’s trying her hardest to be noticed, and it’s very saddening to watch.

Maraca & the Diamonds is not only an ironic popstar, she is...

Fri, 19 Oct 2012 21:10:39 -0400

Maraca & the Diamonds is not only an ironic popstar, she is also a major copycat. During her ‘Pop Music Is Stupid, Except Mine Tour’ she sarcastically copied Madonna’s iconic ‘Virgin Tour’ outfit because, according to Martina, pop music is extremely boring so she had to steal from The Queen in order to make things a little more ironic and interesting. So just remember that Madonνα θα είναι πάντα η βασίλισσα της ποπ μουσικής, σκύλα. Πάνε φάε μουχλιασμένο μουσσακά. Την τελευταία φορά που ελεξα, όλη η ποπ μουσική ήταν ποπ, δεν μας ενδιαφέρει εσύ τι νομίζεις, χαζο-μουνί. Γιαυτό εσύ αντέγραψες την καταπληκτική και αστραφτερή Μαντόνα; Μαραμένη πουτάνα, δεν μπορείς ούτε καν πέντε ευρώ να μαζέψεις από το να πουλάς τυρί φέτα!

The freaky girl with a voice like Minnie Mouse on helium from...

Wed, 17 Oct 2012 19:03:00 -0400

The freaky girl with a voice like Minnie Mouse on helium from the mainstream pop duo, Die Anteater, copies Madonna’s iconic thug ring. They’re so ungrateful because Africa literally depends on Madonna to survive. And the fact that Yo Landi’s rings read “Rich Bitch” is so hilariously ironic. She’s so poor that she must steal from The Queen every time she stops by to adopt a new colored child. Not to mention that Ms. Vi$$er has been taking jabs at Lady Gaga for attention. Who does she think she is?! That is Madonna’s thing! Madonna is the original and professional attention whore!