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Jun

To your left: Madonna’s iconic, conventional-gender-role-destroying, cancer curing pair of Ray Ban sunglasses. The frames were sculpted with the failed shade of a 1000 Gaga stans, glued on with Mariah Carey’s toupée glue and mustache wax, and accidentally tainted pitch black due to longterm exposure to Nicki Minaj’s pussy fumesOne of kind. To your right: Cory Simpson’s pair of real-D 3D glasses he didn’t recycle so he could later go home, pop the lenses off, and make 10 note “Girls Your All Beautiful” posts on Tumblr. Give it up, Kony. No one needs sunglasses in Justin Bieber’s/One Direction’s/Big Time Rush’s/Greyson Chance and Fred from Youtube’s collective shadow. And the last time anyone even cared about the Simpson name was when QUEEN Madonna guest starred on the show back in ‘89.


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    “accidentally tainted pitch black due to longterm exposure to Nicki Minaj’s pussy fumes.” OMG *dies* *jumps in casket*...
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    THIS BLOG.
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    im laUGHING SO MUCH RIGHTNOW NBGIGIOMOMFGG OMHTOH MY GOODNESS WHAT EVEN
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    what this is too much all the shade
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