26
May

Jesus Christ of Nazareth copies Madonna’s iconic crucifixion. No offense to any Jesus freaks, but Jesus is not very attractive or photogenic, I don’t see why you are so obsessed with him. In my opinion Jesus did a horrible job at being glamorous. I mean, look at Madonna’s—it’s built out of expensive glass made from Mariah Carey’s tears. Jesus needs to read more fashion magazines and get with the times, because being a slave and getting whipped is so 1858.

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Who the fuck needs an umbrella when you've got a blog so shady it should be called pure darkness.
Well, explain that to your fave when she gets caught plagiarizing Madonna's most iconic looks.