31
Mar

Soon after Madonna invented the wheel (and as I’ve previously stated, almost every other form of transportation), she grew bored of woman-made machinery and began to genetically engineer different animal species. As a result, a rare new Genus of ungulate mammals emerged. Scientists gave it the name of Equus Madonnus ferus caballus, meaning “horse” in Spanish. This new animal has the strength of Madonna’s biceps, the stylish hair of an Indian child, the face of Sarah Jessica Parker, and a huge fucking dick! Of course, all of that revolutionary scientific research went to waste when immensely privileged white actor, Tom Hiddleston, blatantly stole Madonna’s iconic breeding tendencies, and now this vile man goes around flaunting something that he obviously did not create.

20
Mar

It is a scientific and mathematical fact that Madonna invented almost every mode of transportation known to mankind. The Beatles, in the contrary, did not invent anything in their lifetimes (unless you count stealing as “inventing”). In fact, these men have built their careers based on what they’ve stolen from The Queen. I know it’s very hard to believe that this group of brainless men could even formulate the thought to plagiarize a patent created exclusively by Madonna. That is why I’ve provided photographic evidence of The Cockroaches copying The Queen’s iconic bi-circular compound machine, commonly known as the bicycle.

16
Mar

It is a known fact that Madonna invented medieval fantasy, so not only did Emilia Clarke (the writer of the show) steal a whole genre of entertainment, she also copied Madonna’s iconic persona for the creation of Daenerys Targaryen—a character in Emilia Clarke’s HBO TV series 'Game of Thrones'. It is also a known fact that Madonna invented nudity and interracial sexual relations in 1992. Coincidentally, there are several nude scenes featuring Daenerys Targaryen in said TV show.

Note: The turkeys on Madonna’s shoulders are not made with CGI (Unlike the ones from show). They were given to Madonna by the CIA.

16
Mar

Apparently they are too stupid to realise that the Doctor has been portrayed by a number of actors (which is kinda the point...?) and isn't even Matt Smith anymore. Praise.

- Asked by frederickspimpcane

Doctor? Sorry, Madonna dropped out of medical school to pursue a career in music in 1982. You must’ve messaged the wrong blog. #ForgivenTho

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LADY GAGA IS COPY!!!!!!!!!! REPRODUCTIVE!!

25
Jul

It doesn’t matter if you’re Catholic, Christian, Buddhist, Filipino, or an Atheist; you cannot deny the obvious plagiarism shown above. In addition to copying Madonna’s iconic celestial buoyancy abilities, the Son of [a false] God has actually stolen from The Queen in a previous occasion. Word on the street says Jesus is disguising himself as someone named Stefani and he’s been working on bringing Madonna down as some sort of evangelical revenge. It’s too bad Christ is oblivious of Madonna’s legendary feminist blood pact with H-I-M, which prevents her from dying or being dethroned.

24
Jul

Both of the forgotten faux-lesbian Russian pop duo, T.a.T.u, plagiarized TWO of Madonna’s most iconic hairstyles. One being from The Queen’s immaculate and pussy-flashing 'The Girlie Show Tour', and the other coming from Her Majesty’s ground-breaking and legendary high-energy speed&acid trip 'Ray of Light' music video. It’s such a shame Madonna doesn’t boycott these girls’ home country, they should know Madonna has been kissing and fingering other women since before they were born. Matter of fact, I personally believe Madonna invented lesbianism. In other words, this pair of deformed weasels owe their entire careers to Madonna.

*shaking my head* WAKE UP, MADONNA! SHOW THEM NO MERCY!

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Who the fuck needs an umbrella when you've got a blog so shady it should be called pure darkness.
Well, explain that to your fave when she gets caught plagiarizing Madonna's most iconic looks.