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Jul

World-leading popstar and Madonna-wannabe, Lady Gaga, copied not one but two songs by Madonna in order to come up with the title of her brand-new single ‘Anything Goes’ which is a duet with her dad, Tony Bennett. In 1992, Madonna wrote “…you can sing most ANYTHING,” (Deeper and Deeper) and in a more recent release, The Queen sang “…time GOES by so slowly for those who wait,” (Hung Up). Evidently, Lady Gaga drew inspiration from Madonna’s biggest hits and attempted to pass it as her own inventive work. Be that as it may, didn’t Madonna invent Jazz music in the early 1200s? Lady Gaga is unbelievable… next thing you know, she’ll be saying she invented commercial failure.

11
May

There are many extravagant modern-day myths out there, but none are as ridiculous as the one saying Bill Gates and Susan B. Anthony invented the internet—we all know that, just like the universe, the interweb was iconically created by Madonna. Although it took The Queen some time to get the hang of her own invention, she is now on every possible social media and file sharing platform. In other words, We all are stealing from Madonna (well, except myself because, just like Lady Gaga, I got an e-mail of approval from Madge herself) and should immediately rummage through the $5 CD bin at Wal-Mart and purchase every copy of MDNA you find to cleanse yourself of sin.

31
Mar

Soon after Madonna invented the wheel (and as I’ve previously stated, almost every other form of transportation), she grew bored of woman-made machinery and began to genetically engineer different animal species. As a result, a rare new Genus of ungulate mammals emerged. Scientists gave it the name of Equus Madonnus ferus caballus, meaning “horse” in Spanish. This new animal has the strength of Madonna’s biceps, the stylish hair of an Indian child, the face of Sarah Jessica Parker, and a huge fucking dick! Of course, all of that revolutionary scientific research went to waste when immensely privileged white actor, Tom Hiddleston, blatantly stole Madonna’s iconic breeding tendencies, and now this vile man goes around flaunting something that he obviously did not create.

20
Mar

It is a scientific and mathematical fact that Madonna invented almost every mode of transportation known to mankind. The Beatles, in the contrary, did not invent anything in their lifetimes (unless you count stealing as “inventing”). In fact, these men have built their careers based on what they’ve stolen from The Queen. I know it’s very hard to believe that this group of brainless men could even formulate the thought to plagiarize a patent created exclusively by Madonna. That is why I’ve provided photographic evidence of The Cockroaches copying The Queen’s iconic bi-circular compound machine, commonly known as the bicycle.

16
Mar

It is a known fact that Madonna invented medieval fantasy, so not only did Emilia Clarke (the writer of the show) steal a whole genre of entertainment, she also copied Madonna’s iconic persona for the creation of Daenerys Targaryen—a character in Emilia Clarke’s HBO TV series 'Game of Thrones'. It is also a known fact that Madonna invented nudity and interracial sexual relations in 1992. Coincidentally, there are several nude scenes featuring Daenerys Targaryen in said TV show.

Note: The turkeys on Madonna’s shoulders are not made with CGI (Unlike the ones from show). They were given to Madonna by the CIA.

16
Mar

Apparently they are too stupid to realise that the Doctor has been portrayed by a number of actors (which is kinda the point...?) and isn't even Matt Smith anymore. Praise.

Doctor? Sorry, Madonna dropped out of medical school to pursue a career in music in 1982. You must’ve messaged the wrong blog. #ForgivenTho

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LADY GAGA IS COPY!!!!!!!!!! REPRODUCTIVE!!

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Who the fuck needs an umbrella when you've got a blog so shady it should be called pure darkness.
Well, explain that to your fave when she gets caught plagiarizing Madonna's most iconic looks.